“Funny Halloween Pet Costume - Dagger Holding Dress for Cats & Dogs”

Description

Hark! Behold, a wondrous product doth appear,A costume for thy pet, to bring them cheer.'Tis a Halloween dagger, fit for a king,To transform thy dog or cat into a thing.No chemicals, nay, only cotton pure,For the comfort of thy pet, of that be sure.Three pieces in this set, a costume grand,With a stuffed body, cutter, and hat at hand.Made of polyester and cotton fine,In colors bright, as in the picture divine.For dogs and cats, this costume is made,In sizes small, medium, large, and extra grade.With chest and neck measurements to guide,Thy pet shall be dressed in regal pride.Soft and durable, this costume doth boast,A long life for thy pet, it shall host.The long sleeves and strings, a perfect fit,For thy pet to wear, and look quite legit.And with a foam cutter, easy to attach,Thy pet shall be ready for any match.So come, my friends, and purchase this attire,For thy pet to wear, and set hearts afire.A Halloween dagger, a costume grand,For thy pet to stand out in the land.